Author: Ardraos, Degtyarov
An interview with the man with the plan: Ardraos. The blond knight behind Sühnopfer and the accordion-playing, shotgun-wielding percussion maniac of Peste Noire infamy.
Lords of Naivety – The problem with (black) metal documentaries (April 21, 2013)
Metal documentaries suck bad. So how can they be improved? This exhaustive article leads the way.
Blackgaze does not exist (January 18, 2013)
A manifesto against Starbucks hipsters who are destroying black metal with their made-up pussy genres. A long-winded article that basically comes down to “fuck off, decerebrated sack muncher”.
Tearing Down the Curtain (May 9, 2012)
Authors: Degtyarov and Poswicht
It is an X amount of years ago that the Soviets booted the Germans out of the World War World Series. The musical result is summarised by a cheese head and a sausage sucker.
Sunday? Oh boy, church! (February 12, 2012)
Just an article with some musical recommendations. Just so that you may become a bit more grounded culturally, yadda yadda.
The Metalhead – An Observation (January 31, 2012)
Metalheads are very, very predictable. So predictable, that you can analyse their behaviour scientifically as if they were animals. Maybe we should start putting them in zoos.